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I'm not going to lie, when it comes to a women's vajayjay, I'm really ignorant. Talk about a box of chocolates, there's a lot of stuff going on down there. I've tried on occasion to take a look at the biology of it all, but it's kind of like studying accounting for me. My eyes glaze over and it sounds like it's being explained by Charlie Brown's parents.
The problem for me is it's just too complicated, like an over crowded strip mall with a bunch of stores that don't go together. I mean, we have pleasure centers, waste disposal, child care, it's crazy.
Thankfully things are pretty straight forward for men. We put everything on the outside to make sure there's no confusion. A real engineer would have put our balls on the inside for sure. That was either a Monday morning decision or a cruel joke. But yeah, it does help eliminate confusion and gives us boys something to fidget with. Heck we even call them "balls" because you can never have enough sports analogies.
So I grow older each day and continue to embrace my naivety of the female sexual organs. I like the mystery. Kind of like a small scale Indian Jones who's not really sure what lies beyond the shroud of the cave entrance. There is talk of elaborate passageways and coveted g spots...it's fun.
In today's society there is a real lack of mystery. When I look at how my kids are growing up compared to the way I grew up, I get a little sad. When I grew up it was a big deal if one of your buddies got his hands on a second hand Playboy. Today kids can Google "Amish brother sex" on their iPhone and get a hit. Probably explains that whole ignorance thing on my part, but in some cases ignorance can be a good thing. Today, we are WAY overexposed....to everything! Information is powerful but there are still some things that would be better left alone. Let's all try to hold on to a little innocence.
