Friday, May 22, 2015

Nut Rage Woman

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In case you missed it, last December, Korean Air exec, Heather Cho, got a little nuts about nuts onboard a Korean Air flight.  She apparently was served macadamia nuts that she didn’t ask for.  I’m trying to put myself in her shoes and I can’t even imagine how that must have felt.  I mean, she didn’t even ask for them.  And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the attendant served them still in the bag.  Yeah…STILL IN THE BAG!!...Not in a bowl, the only civil way to serve a nut…But in a bag!...Crazy talk.  We’ll like anyone put in a position like this, Heather confronted the attendants, started poking the chef steward with a rolled up service manual, and ultimately ordered the plane to abort its taxiing and return to the terminal so they could rid the plane of these barbaric, nut serving weirdos.   Well unfortunately, in a turn a fate much like the Shawshank Redemption, Heather was unfairly sentenced to a year in jail for deviating a flight and assault with a service manual.  The good news, after a four month stretch in a peanut free, minimum security prison, Heather is out of the joint.
 
Here's to getting what you want the way you want it...

Monday, May 18, 2015

Run Fauja run...

#bobblog   #randomthoughts  #runfaujarun

Meet Fauja Singh.  He's a 104 year old world record holding runner.  At age 100 he captured eight world age group records...in one day!  Let's just say, the competition in the 100+ age group is a little watered down.  And I can't lie, I kind of feel like it's a little ostentatious to grab all the records in one day.  Kind of rubbing our nose in the fact that he can set records when-ever-he-feels-like-it.  It's Fauja's world and we're just living in it. As he didn't start running until he was 89, there was a fleeting glimmer of hope that I could follow in his footsteps, so to speak.  But when he attributed his success to going to bed early and abstaining from smoking, drinking, eating meat or fried foods...I say Fauja that shit! 

Tweetza...

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Domino's has just revolutionized pizza ordering.  Just tweet a pizza emoji to @Dominos and knock knock...who's there?...your pizza!  We're talking a 5 second transaction here.  That's awesome!  It would be even better if their pizza didn't taste like you were eating the box it came in, but hey...props for the convenience.  In a somewhat related story, with the help of Snoop D O double G, pot delivery service "Eaze" raised $10 million in seed money (see what I did there) in hopes of expanding its on demand delivery reach beyond the SF Bay area.  You can use Eaze's phone app to order your...ahem...medicinal needs.  So with the push of a button and an average 15 minute wait you can be doing more than sippin' on gin and juice, yo!

Giving new meaning to house...wife

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Wina Lia recently put her house on the market.  The house comes with a fishpond, the appliances are negotiable, and if you pay asking price...ah, what the heck...we'll throw in a 40 year old Indonesian lady!  Yeah, Wina Lia of Yogyakarta, Indonesia has been having financial adversity and has been "looking for a husband anyway", so she decided to make it a package deal.  Buy the house and you get a wife!  Wina did make it clear that she is in charge of the pre-approval process and is not into any of that kinky third party mortgage business.  Also, the early payoff penalty is half your shit.  It seems to be working for her.  The open house was a big hit (shocker).  But please be sensitive when it comes time to go through the punch list...

I'm Slim Shady, I'm the real Slim Shady...

#therealslimshady   #bobblog  #randomthoughts

I like all music, including rap.  My favorite part of rap music are the names.  You have the classics like Ol' Dirty Bastard, Biggie Smalls, and all of the ices (T, Cube, Vanilla).  Flo Rida giving a shout out to his home state.  Hopefully there are no up and coming female artists from Boise.  There are some lessor know but potential classics in Ghostface Killah, Jibbs (I think he does some hobby boating), 2 Chainz (feels like he set himself up to be overthrown by 3 Chainz, seems too high risk), and Q-Tip because Cotton Ballz wasn't street enough.  But my favorite is either Smif-N-Wesson because it's just fun to say, or Chali 2na.  That's Chali 2na as in "we're not looking for tunas with good taste, we're looking for tunas that taste good".  I wanted to come up with my own but B.O.B. is already taken.  But www.myrapname.com generated one for me...Poppa Bobby aka Home Dog Swagg.  I am a father and I feel like I still have a little Swagg left in me so I'll take it.  

Friday, January 2, 2015

Lists, Fitbits, Calories...oh my


#fitbit  #listfreak  #bobblog  #randomthoughts
 
I’m a weirdo in a number of ways but one of the many is my proclivity for tracking things.  In 2011 I wanted to keep track of how many chickens I ate.  Fortunately, this only lasted a couple weeks because things got really messy when I added eggs (chickens that could have been) to the mix.  Fried eggs, even scrambled could be ball parked pretty accurately, but what about eating a piece of cake…how many eggs does this count for?  Anyway, I get it naturally as my dad was a total list freak as well.  He was very committed to keeping a log of where we ate our family dinners, who ordered what, etc. and filing all of this valuable information in the cigar box in the kitchen just in case someone had questions at a later date.


So with this nice back information shared, it won’t be a surprise when I tell you that I have become very obsessed with my latest purchase.  I bought a Fitbit Surge.  It looks like an old school Casio watch I would have worn in high school but it does a lot more than just tell time.  It also counts how many steps you’ve taken (the daily goal is 10k steps. This doesn’t sound like a lot until you start counting them…trust me, it’s a lot of steps. But when you take that ten thousandth step for the day, you get a little party on your wrist. Things start vibrating and blinking. It’s really quite a celebration.); calories you’ve burned; flights of stairs you’ve climbed; active minutes of exercise you’ve had; what your heart rate is; how many hours you’ve slept; how many times and when you woke up during the night (my wife also has one and loves to share her “restless” stats every morning while casting the blame on my snoring.  Nice.); oh, and it also tells time and displays your incoming texts.  All of this stuff happens with just the wrist watch part.  The real fun begins when you download the phone app and log into the website on your laptop.  From here you get really obsessive by logging all of your food and drink intake.  When you take this extra step (and you will want to take a lot of extra steps if you get one of these things) you get a little more results oriented info like how many calories you’ve taken in versus how many you’ve burned.  There is even a daily goal for water consumption.  So far this is my favorite, as it is the only goal I have been able to consistently hit.  Yep, proud proud proud, look at that little bastard drink that water! 


Now let me give you a word of warning.  When it comes to logging your food and drink input, things can get real in a hurry.  For example, my New Year’s Eve daily log is horrifying.  I  was moving along pretty good with a 785 calorie intake going into the evening.  But an over the top fondue dinner slapped me with roughly an additional 2300 calories!  Yikes.  I blame the cheese…and the chocolate…and the Manhattan…and the wine and beer.  Needless to say, I was a little over budget that day.  But I did hit my water goal!


I am sure my obsession with this thing will fade over time but for now it’s been fun.  And it does motivate you to walk more and eat better.  So hopefully I will keep up with this to some degree and it won’t find its way at the bottom of some drawer next to a cigar box full of dinner documents…

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

New Years Schmu Years...

#newyearsschmuyears #bobblog; #randomthoughts
 
 
Happy New Year! 
 
The New Year holiday is very cathartic.  It’s arrival tends to give those in need that glimmer of hope that with a tick of the clock…with a Seacrest supervised ball drop, they are given a fresh slate to improve their lives and start a fresh…new…more successful year!   Spoiler alert…it’s just another day, people!  But, and this is a Kardashian sized but…the great news is, that with every frickin breath you take, that clean slate is right there…right in front of you.  You don’t need Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin ringing in a new year to change your fate.  In fact, you don’t need Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin for anything…ever.   If you want to make changes in your life, improve things, or keep riding the wave you’re on, you can start doing that right…now…now…or even…now.  You don’t need to wait for a new year.  Every day people do amazing things all over the world.  Some things impact many, some impact few, but these things are going on EVERY DAY.  If it takes a new year to get you motivated to improve things, that’s cool.  But don’t WAIT for a new year to improve things.  And don’t fool yourself into thinking that a date change is going to facilitate the “change” you are looking for.  That’s on you.  If change is what you’re after, I recommend setting some goals and keeping track of how you’re doing. 
 
So here’s to a great 2015 and achieving all the things you wish to achieve.  And if you choose to wait until June 12th at 7:43 p.m. to get started, that’s ok.