Monday, May 18, 2015

Giving new meaning to house...wife

#bobblog   #randomthoughts  #howmuchforyouwife

Wina Lia recently put her house on the market.  The house comes with a fishpond, the appliances are negotiable, and if you pay asking price...ah, what the heck...we'll throw in a 40 year old Indonesian lady!  Yeah, Wina Lia of Yogyakarta, Indonesia has been having financial adversity and has been "looking for a husband anyway", so she decided to make it a package deal.  Buy the house and you get a wife!  Wina did make it clear that she is in charge of the pre-approval process and is not into any of that kinky third party mortgage business.  Also, the early payoff penalty is half your shit.  It seems to be working for her.  The open house was a big hit (shocker).  But please be sensitive when it comes time to go through the punch list...

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