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Do you ever choke on your own spit?
One minute you are sitting there happy as a clam and an instant later due to some kind of body glitch you get a little spit down the old wind hole and spend the next 5 minutes of your life coughing, choking and holding up a finger nodding your cherry red face in an effort to tell your friends you're ok as they gaze at you with their little judgey faces.
It usually happens to me at really awkward moments like during a biz meeting or when someone is making a presentation. This really makes it awkward because it's not like you were eating lunch and pulling a Momma Cass. You were just sitting there...quietly...and then it hits and there is nowhere to hide!
People always say "oh, something went down the wrong pipe". I have to admit, I'm more than a little confused by this. How many pipes do we have? How does your body know which one to use? I think I need to do some pipe research.
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